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What have I done?!

Everything was done with Photostop. Filters, changing around layer styles, some penwork...

And it all started with a Google Earth picture of Viva Las Vegas!



I've just been experimenting with various types of art styles.

I did the whole thing in 1 hour and 30 minutes. I could have done a lot of clean up, but my laptop was low on batteries and I sort of wanted this out of the way ASAP.

I'm le tired.

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This is part of my 'glasses-free' art period. Trust me, it's not voluntary. I really want my glasses back. :(

In the mean time, I have to suffer super-migraines every time I squint at a computer monitor.

Do you want to join me in stopping the LOL movement?

For the past 3 years, I've been stuck with talking to people who seem to think that 'LOL' is an EXCELLENT reply to anything.
Example:

Joey : I had breakfast. It was good.
Person : LOL!!!
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Example 2:

Joey :I like the shirt you wore.
Person : LOL
Person : Thanks! LOL

I personally feel that the letters LOL is stupid, low-brow, and truly shows society that the internet community is a bunch of corner-cutting teenish-twentish users who can barely explain in words how they feel about anything.

Nothing kills a conversation faster than when a person types LOL without any other content!

And the term lost all meaning! People are using LOL for EVERYTHING now! How can EVERYTHING be 'laugh out loud' funny? Let LOL die out like L33T speak, 'the bomb', and William Hung!

So join me! Stop people from using LOL! Ridicule them! Make fun of their typing! Spray paint their dog! Whatever it takes for them to realize how stupid it is!

Join me! We can change the internet!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070701002956AAqkznz&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwLLlkE.4ySK3TmEQ1LO8yM7fmBxxm4WdXLg--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

"Welcome to America...", the fat balding white man mutters under his breath.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" I roared. It was loud enough for him to hear, but not enough to cause too much attention.

Setting? Barnes and Nobles Cafe - a ritzy little place where people sit and scurry through un purchased books, with hands tainted with tea and cookies. This guy starts the show by putting a cup filled with trash on a seat near mines. "Okay, that's fine." I think to myself. I turn around and give him a quick glance, before returning to writing my award-winning script for this new Half-life 2 mod that I'm dreaming of. He's putting trash near me. It's not physically touching me or anything. It's kind of close to my comfort sphere, but only near the edges.

But he decides to up the ante. Apparently, to this fat man, I'm not a person. I'm not tiny Asian man! I'm not even tiny Asian monkey boy! I'm this PIECE of shit that sings for him, and dances for him, and turns around and bends over for him. "Please let me eat your shit, beautiful fat man! Please! I beg of you! I and my inferior skin color NEED your glorious attention to lick your balls!"

The fat man puts more trash, only this time, on the seat next to mines.

I snapped.

I ran with every scenario I could muster with my action-packed brain. Every one of them ended with my glass juice bottle broken in pieces, with half of the bottle jammed into fat man's heart.

Fuck! Why did I have to idolize beefy idiotic heroes that solve every problem with a dangerous smirk and a bloody gunfight? Why couldn't I adore heroes who solve problems with a sly remark, a underhanded comment, and end it with witty grace? Why must I think about going all Bond on him, thinking of various nefarious ways to see to it that I would be the last person he sees?

Finally, I thought of a solution. I would put MY trash... on his TABLE!

BRILLIANT!

But by the time I gather the nerve for something so brilliant (and deflated the giant 'asskicking' I wanted to give him), he got up.

But no, I won't let him retreat. "Hey, you mind throwing your trash away?" I say, thumbing towards the mess he left AROUND me.

Now, this next scene was one that made me speechless. Now to help you readers understand, fat balding white guy was not some trailer-park hick born from union of his mother and brother. The last bits of conversation between he and his friends were that of church, and Christianity, and emulating stuff about Jesus. Surely, this man had values.

"My FRIEND left that trash here. I'm not rude!" (He emphasizes 'I'm', as if implying that I'm some ignorant dick for telling fat man off, instead of licking his balls the way he wants me to.)

"I'll leave it over there, but I'm not going throw it away!"

For a short moment, I am left speechless. Do I throw chairs at him? Do I run over and kick him in the back? Do I throw his trash back at him? More importantly, what do I say? Why can't I think of a witty line?

"Welcome to America...", the fat balding white man mutters under his breath.

FUCK! I lost my chance! If only my tongue was as sharp as the knife that my mental self was already stabbing you with!

He left, and I sat there all pouty and disappointed. Disappointed at myself, not being able to defend myself.

In a world where I can rewind time, I would have said, "I AM American, fat-ass! Now get your fat-ass over here and pick your trash up, before I stick my American foot up your ass!"

And then we would resort to a dramatic Jet Li bar-fight in the confines of this Barnes and Noble's Cafe.

But alas, my mind is always 5-minutes too slow.

You win this round, Fat man. But I swear to god, if I find you on the street, give me 5 MINUTES to think of something clever to say! If I can't, I'll just kick you in the shins and roll you over into traffic!

I'm in love again.

I know that it's been so long since I've felt this way, and I want everyone to congratulate our happy union.

Her name is Compaq nc8420. There are many like it but this one is mine.

And she cost a pretty penny.

But, she runs Half-life 2 with pure sexiness to boot! So sexy that, she came with an ATI radeon, which let me install Source : Deathmatch and HL2: Lost Coast for FREE! How many girlfriends do YOU have that gives you free games, huh? (Don't answer that question.)

Goodnight everyone. Me and Compaq nc8420 have some spooning to do. :)
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Bored? ((Over 100 questions))
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? :::	Adrian Kent
Birthplace :::	Philadel
Age :::	21
Age you act :::	12
Current location :::	Bedroom
Eye color :::	dark brown?
Hair color :::	dark brown?
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? :::	Left
Zodiac sign? :::	Triangle
Height? :::	5' 4"
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality :::	Cambodian American
Your hair :::	Flat and forward
Your fears :::	underachievement, unfulfillment, sunflower seeds
Your perfect room :::	A long white hallway, where I can doodle on the walls forever
What you practically do in a day :::	Play internet games for an hour
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse :::	Fuckin' ridiculous, ass, monkey, face, assface, ass monkey
Phrases you overuse :::	Dude, shut your assface up.
Your first thought when you wake up :::	Do I have to pee?
Your greatest accomplishment :::	No such thing. I'm an overachiever.
Something you want to do :::	Mountain climb, then skydive and land in a paintball arena and destroy everybody
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke :::	Can't tell the difference
McDonald's or Burger Kings :::	McD fries, BK burgers
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera :::	Both- at the same time- in a cannon- aimed at the moon
Chocolate or vanilla :::	Varies depending on mood
Adidas or Nike :::	Varies depending on reasoning
Black or white :::	Varies depending on positioning of the moon
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) :::	Coins. You can throw them at people.
Burgers or hot dogs :::	Burgers.
Egypt or France :::	Both?
Rock or rap :::	Both!
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke :::	No. Weak lungs.
Cuss :::	Hellz no!
Sing well :::	Sing acceptable!
Sing in the shower :::	All the time!
Talk to yourself --a lot-- :::	Maybe... Yes... Kinda.... Yeah.
Believe in yourself :::	Of course! I will succeed!!!
Like taking these longass surveys? :::	Not really. Afraid i'll accidently refresh and lose everything.
Play an instrument :::	Expert Kazoo player
Want to go to college? :::	Already there, beetches!
Want to get married? :::	Of course!
Want to have children? :::	Maybe kinda?
Think you're a health freak? :::	Not that obsessive.
Get along with your parents :::	Along with mom.
Get along with your siblings? :::	She's my best friend!
Think you're popular :::	Doesn't really matter anymore.
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state :::	Nu uh
Drank alchohal :::	Alchohal is dangeraus for your haelth!
Smoke :::	Nope.
Get high :::	Off of sugar.
Done any drugs :::	Nah.
Eaten an entire box of oreos :::	Too much empty calories.
Been on stage :::	Nope.
Gone skinny dipping :::	not even swimming.
Been dumped :::	Yep. She didn't know. She had a boyfriend.
Dyed your hair :::	No.
Stolen anything :::	Time.
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x]
Craziest :::	Me
Loudest :::	Peggan
Most shy :::	Barney
Blondest :::	None I can think of
Smartest :::	Wikipedia?
Kindest :::	Linda
Best personality :::	AAI ladies
Most talented :::	Rodney
Best singer :::	Big Mike
Most ghetto :::	Failure to understand
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) :::	Stayed away from them
Pain in the ass :::	Why would you stay friends?
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style)):::	Cindy
Funniest :::	Foy
Best person for advice :::	I dunno. Gayle? Gary?
Dependable :::
Trustworthy :::	The Sengs?
Druggie :::
Most likely to end up in jail :::
Person you've known the longest :::	Foy
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream :::	Went on a date with my ex
Last nightmare :::	Made out with my enemy
Car ride :::	With Vinetta back home
Last time you cried :::	My eyes get teary when I sleep
Last movie seen :::	Enemy of the State
Last movie rented :::	Borat
Last book read :::	Magic tricks : Great tricks and close up secrets Revealed!
Last word said :::	Revealed!
Last curse word said :::	Fuck
Last time you laugh :::	A second ago at my answer
Last phone call :::	To Mike
Last CD played :::	a burnt DVD of Maya Tutorials
Last song you listened to :::	A rendition of 'Part of your world' by Comrade Cocinero Castro
Last annoyance :::	The crazy black guy sitting next to me at Cooking Con Karimi (Con Castro)
Last IM :::	To Foy about Ocean's 13 and Guild wars
Last weird encounter :::	Seeing Cindy
Last person you hugged :::	Sham at Cooking Con Karimi
Last person you yelled at :::	Angelina. But it was just playing.
Last time you wore a skirt :::	A moment ago fore' I gotz all nekkid!
Last time you've been evil :::	When I cleaned the yard. I moved my dad's stuff! He's gonna be pissed!
Sarcastic? :::	About wut?
Last time you fought with your parents :::	Don't really fight...
Last time you wished upon a star :::	was the last time was 3 years ago with Christine
Played Truth or Dare :::	With Chon
Spent quality time alone :::	Yep. Me at the Bar
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM :::	Not right now.
Do you feel lonely :::	Sometimes. It's human.
Ever TP'd someone's house :::	In Kingdom of Loathing
How about egging someone's house :::	My own once
Do you not like dislike not like me? :::	I don't not dislike not like you.
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? :::	Just dandy.
Yo Momma :::	Your FACE.
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? :::	no. I'm a chubby.
What do you think of George Bush? :::	I think he should wear underwear over his pants. And a cape.
Any secret fetishes? :::	I like to rub my face... on EVERYTHING.
Do you like to wear chains? O_o :::	Necklaces, sometimes.
How many languages do you speak? :::	4. Not so well.
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! :::	Not really. I'm a pretty good typist.
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you =P)) :::	Stupid question. Stupid answer.
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HEY EVERYBODY in the Philadelphia Area!!!

Check out June 8: Cooking Con Karimi (Con Castro). It'll be awesome and you'll love it! If you love cooking, and laughing, and like.... eating, and stuff... you'll come!

http://www.asianartsinitiative.org/

If that's not your cup of tea, then check out the other shows! There's something for everybody!

Something really cool is going to Gary and Gayle's house.

This was done in a combination of Manga Studio Debut (For the sketch, ink), a demo version of Corel Painter (for the paint/color), and Adobe Illustrator (For the sexy sexy swirls).

This took me longer than I wanted it to be. 12 hours? Most of the time was spent experimenting with the power of Corel Painter and trying to replicate those sexy swirls and swivels that are on Alternative rock T-shirts. In the end, i feel that Illustrator has to be the most powerful tool in my arsenal for digital making. Painter is interesting. I'll keep playing with that.

I'm in the process of writing these short, two-minute skits. I dunno why. My brain is boredzor.

What bothers me greatly is why Macromedia flash (It's still Macromedia, the version I was using) has such sucky export features. I couldn't import it into Photoshop since I was at school, and didn't bother to save the swf file. And now, every time I look at this pic, all I can do is moan at the lack of sharpness and image quality.

I have NO idea why I drew this.

I did realize that I suck with lighting and glowy glow effects.

Practicing my speed art, and gaining some composition practice.

I don't really like the font.

I'm TOTALLY going through a crisis right now.

April is almost over. The bastard month between the month of flowers and the month of fun. One day, I'll develop a doomsday weapon to OBLITERATE April... and we'll see who has the last laugh!

There's nothing more frustrating than drawing a story, skipping one page in the middle because you can't think of the proper dialog in it, finishing 90% of it, and going back to that one page and realizing that its dialog has yet to come to fruitation.

This particular arc has been around for about 3 months(which apparently is how I work). I'd like some closure.

A quick 10 minute sketch -- wacom-style.

Because if I draw myself smiling, I will smile.

I need to buckle down and draw... maybe this weekend.

The Virginia Tech probably hit me harder than it's supposed to. I was already devastated hearing about a school shooting in a college campus, especially one strongly devoted in technology. Even more devastating was that the gunman was a South Korean. Instead of trying to write point-of-views, I'm going to reveal the dozens of questions that have been brewing in the back of my skull.

And I ask these minority-focused questions because, frankly, nobody's really going to CARE about them. Most of the attention will be focused on the survivors, or the gunman. Yet, there's not enough questions being asked about how this crisis will change our country in the long run.
I have a whole bunch of other questions. Feel free to give your opinions.

There's something really wrong with my computer lately. Well, not my computer.. just... ah, I'm getting paranoid.